Christian Is My Spirit Animal (Sweater)

Believe nothing. Question everything. Wear the skeptic. The "Christian Is My Spirit Animal" Midweight Crewneck puts our resident doubter front and center in the iconic Tall Tale Social Club palette. Chin in hand, nerd glasses on, eyebrow permanently raised and wrapped in a sunburst halo with "CHRISTIAN IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL" arching overhead and a subtle "believe nothing" script tucked in beside him. It's a love letter to every card-carrying skeptic in the club (and, let's be honest, a little something something for everyone who's developed a crush on the man over the years).

Printed big and bold across the front of a midweight 3-end fleece crewneck with a smooth 100% cotton face, this one keeps a clean silhouette, holds its shape through repeated wears, and feels lived-in fast. Double-needle topstitching, twill neck tape, and 1×1 ribbing at the cuffs and waistband keep the build tight, and under 5% shrinkage means it comes out of the dryer the same crewneck you put in.

Pull it on over a tee, throw it under a shell, or wear it solo on the next cryptid road trip. Either way, you're repping the most skeptical man in Wasilla. Size up if you want a roomier, more relaxed fit.

Details:

• 80% cotton / 20% recycled polyester (Heather Gray: 70/30; Oatmeal Heather: 60/40)
• 100% cotton face — clean print surface
• Fabric weight: 8.25 oz/yd² (280 g/m²)
• 3-end fleece, regular fit
• Double-needle topstitch on all seams
• 1×1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband
• Twill neck tape, tear-away tag
• Under 5% shrinkage
• Large "Christian Is My Spirit Animal" graphic printed on the front
• Size up for a looser fit

Available Colors: Black

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction.