Christian Is My Spirit Animal (T-Shirt)
Believe nothing, but believe in a good tee. The "Christian Is My Spirit Animal" unisex shirt puts our resident skeptic right on the front: nerd glasses, raised brow, chin in hand, framed by a sunburst halo with "CHRISTIAN IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL" arching overhead and a subtle "believe nothing" script tucked in alongside him. Made for the doubters, the question-everything crowd, and the not-so-secret fan club that just thinks he's easy on the eyes (you're welcome, ladies).
It all sits on a softstyle ringspun cotton tee that's earned its spot as a daily rotation favorite. Lightweight cotton keeps it soft against the skin, while double-stitched hems, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, and tubular construction keep the shape locked in wash after wash. Cut for everyday wear with a regular fit, it pairs as easily with worn-in jeans as it does layered under a flannel for those colder Wasilla mornings. You can even rock this bad boy while Donald Duck'ing it around the house. Just do us a favor and keep the blinds closed.
Four colorways to match your level of skepticism, just pick the shade that fits your story. Looks like you're a member now, forever, of the Tall Tale Social Club.
Garment Details:
• 100% ringspun cotton (Heather colors, where applicable: 65% polyester / 35% cotton)
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Regular fit, tubular construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid a center crease
• Large "Christian Is My Spirit Animal" graphic printed on the front
• Available Colorways: Black, Purple, Red, Dark Chocolate
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Believe nothing, but believe in a good tee. The "Christian Is My Spirit Animal" unisex shirt puts our resident skeptic right on the front: nerd glasses, raised brow, chin in hand, framed by a sunburst halo with "CHRISTIAN IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL" arching overhead and a subtle "believe nothing" script tucked in alongside him. Made for the doubters, the question-everything crowd, and the not-so-secret fan club that just thinks he's easy on the eyes (you're welcome, ladies).
It all sits on a softstyle ringspun cotton tee that's earned its spot as a daily rotation favorite. Lightweight cotton keeps it soft against the skin, while double-stitched hems, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, and tubular construction keep the shape locked in wash after wash. Cut for everyday wear with a regular fit, it pairs as easily with worn-in jeans as it does layered under a flannel for those colder Wasilla mornings. You can even rock this bad boy while Donald Duck'ing it around the house. Just do us a favor and keep the blinds closed.
Four colorways to match your level of skepticism, just pick the shade that fits your story. Looks like you're a member now, forever, of the Tall Tale Social Club.
Garment Details:
• 100% ringspun cotton (Heather colors, where applicable: 65% polyester / 35% cotton)
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Regular fit, tubular construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid a center crease
• Large "Christian Is My Spirit Animal" graphic printed on the front
• Available Colorways: Black, Purple, Red, Dark Chocolate
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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